America's New World Constitution

Walk softly, hug, kiss and bow down.

Inform all foreign nations of America's willingness to appease and submit to their demands and dictates so that we may be accepted into the "New World Order" as "Citizens of the World," and "liked" by all those who do not "like" us, and want to destroy and or kill us.

Be it resolved, that the wealth, labor, freedoms and liberties of the peoples of the United States will be leveled and controlled to a degree that they will comply with the standards of living and wages as determined mandatory for all citizens of the world.

We hereby pledge the International and Globalist Congress, thru legislature and laws of a revised Constitution, a tangled tax system mystery, the World Wealth Distribution Center, and in harmony with the United Nations, to achieve this end.

Any American not agreeing with these policies will be labeled as "extremists, racists and bigots" and all resources of the Party in power will be brought to bear on them for compliance.

Agreed upon by:
- We, the People with the Power of the Press and the Mind Control of You and Your Children - Your Elected Representatives and OBAMA in pursuit of life, liberty and happiness as our people thinks it should be. We won, you lost.

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CONGRESS DISSOLVED? The PARTY Rules

Because the American voting public(?) has given, and is allowing a select few PARTY members the power to govern and control this nation, and without strong opposition from a significant portion of the population, it is therefore appropriate to declare Congressional representatives not in the "PARTY" as irrelevant, and to dissolve and re-align the leadership favorable to the PARTY and the welfare of its' members.

The PARTY now communicates directly with the people through the internet and the special interest groups geared specifically to shape and promote its' agenda and the needs of the people.

The PARTY is now holding a new kind of online town hall where it will answer the [selected] questions you submitted and voted on for the President.

Questions will be taken at: White House - Open for Questions
http://www.whitehouse.gov/openforquestions/

Your questions will be answered as soon as the PARTY knows what it is talking about, and crafts responses beneficial to the PARTY and acceptable to our PARTY members.

Note: You must be logged-in
Thank you for your E-mail address. If not on the PARTY list, you will be contacted and asked to share in the distribution of wealth. The PARTY needs more money.

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The World Distribution Center

To market, barter and negotiate your skills, resources and goods, is to survive. To be productive and market wisely and fruitfully is to create wealth and improve quality of living. Wealth creates power. Power and wealth have to be carefully regulated, dispensed, guarded and strongly defended against those that envy.

Whether it be individuals, groups of special interests, cities, states, or nations, wealth and power is coveted by all.

None of the above, having acquired power and wealth (or bloated budgets of the public monies), will easily share or give it up without a fight - unless selfless, benevolent, stupid, incompetent, or self-destructive. Hence, disagreements, ugly disputes, confrontations and wars.

Therefore, it is necessary, in the human event of things, to create a one-world market and work center for the balance of power and distribution of wealth.

World Wealth and Work Distribution Center (WWWD)

Whereas, all people work for each other's well-being and quality of life with the wealth and work of the world being dispensed and distributed equally to every individual - so that no one person or entity has any dominance or preference over any other persons.

Work and community service is mandatory and required in order to qualify for the plan - exceptions will be allowed for selected groups and employees of WWWD.

What job would you like to do in order to contribute? All work is not equal - but work will set you free. There are many jobs available, as we're having a hard time with those that want to share the wealth, but don't want to work or take specific jobs. Those that refuse to work, or for some reason can not work, will be assigned to re-orientation or health retirement communities.

Do you want to work with the World Wealth and Work Distribution Center (WWWD)?

Sorry those jobs are presently taken. But wait, we rotate all work assignments. Maybe, something else for now. No qualifications necessary - just follow orders.

Any persons - as an individual, or uniting as a group - caught pooling or trying to save their share of the wealth, or stealing from others in order to acquire more power, wealth or dominance over others, will be severely prosecuted with curfew and home arrest until they can be transferred to a re-orientation or health retirement community.

The mandatory service division of the armed National Civilian Security World Police of Fairness in Distribution of Work and Wealth will insure compliance in all activities.

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Wait a minute! WE dis-agree! That will not satisfy OUR PEOPLE. WE want to be in charge! ... and we also have guns!

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Retirement For Older Employees - The Corporate Plan

Dear Employee:

As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately.

This program will be known as SLAP (Sever Late-Aged Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company.

SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place. This review phase of the program is called SCREW.

SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers). All employees who have been SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management.

This appeal is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination).

Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the company deems appropriate.

If an employee follows the above procedure, he/she will be entitled to get: HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or AIDS (Assistance Incentive Direct Subsidy).

As HERPES and AIDS are considered benefit plans, any employee who has received HERPES or AIDS will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company.

Management wishes to assure the younger employees who remain on board that the company will continue its policy of training employees through our: CENTRAL RESOURCES ASSISTANCE POLICY (CRAP). We take pride in the amount of CRAP our employees receive. We have given our employees more CRAP than any company in this area. If any employee feels they do not receive enough CRAP on the job, see your immediate supervisor. Your supervisor is specially trained to make sure you receive all the CRAP you can handle. They are experts at administering CRAP!

And, once again, thanks for all your years of service with us.

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